DONE WITH SCHOOL BITCHES
they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via egberts)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
(via cielsblackglitter)
this is still the best thing on the internet
(Source: goldddustwoman, via blackmanspenis)
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
(via galehawthorne)
also if you pronounce Reese’s as “ree-sees” then you can #eatshitanddie
(via galehawthorne)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
(via forgofamilyforgofriends)
